I don’t know how to break it to you pal but you’ve been fooled. Tricked. Bamboozled, cheated, goofed, hornswaggled, you fell hook, line, and sinker. You fell right into my trap. You were duped, and dare say I, epically dabbed on ebic style.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you see, the comment I had posted earlier, the offense I had shown? Well, it was purely artificial. Fabricated. Faked. A complete imitation, a dummy. It was feigned, all of it! You had mistaken my retardation for being genuine when I was merely pretending!

Now that you have shown yourself to be of a mentally feeble state prone to practical punch-lines and pranks, you will inevitably inherit the innocuous inscription of “MDE Laughingstock”.

Your rage is tasty and quenches my thirst for Epic LOLs. It’s too late! You will never be redeemed of your foolishness! I’ve won!