Hey, so I saw this tweet [https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/369057918596808705/631272104800682004/image0.png](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/369057918596808705/631272104800682004/image0.png) And like📷It got me thinking📷Man, all this talk about sex. You know, we need something new, something fresh. Thus, I propose we have skill based matchmaking. Why stop at casual sex? It’s for casuals, it’s dumb, and it’s for casuals. You know who else are casuals? Yeah, that’s right, MOBILE GAMERS, aka, pretty much the worst of the worst. Thus, as the tweet has stated above, we need to move into the relatively unexplored competitive sex community, and upgrade it to the competitive dating community. Now, what would skill based matchmaking do to you, the reader? Well, I believe that skill based matchmaking would be better for humanity as a whole, for example, say you suck at having conversations, and you have anxiety. GREAT! You’ll be placed in the lower tier with people who have similar mental states. While down there, you have opportunities to interact and relate to people with the same problems as you, and you could potentially find a match. Chances are though, you don’t, seeing as you’re at the bottom tier. That’s where the breakup mechanic comes into play! If you break up with someone, you break up with someone, but you ALSO get experience points to use in the future. The points will bring you up to higher tiers, so you can interact with slightly more confident and adept individuals. Rinse and repeat until you eventually become good enough at dating to enter a relationship. “But what about all the chads?” You ask. “I’m an eddiot and will stand no chance against these buff bulgey chads!”. Well buckeroo do I have the solution for you! We will have specific anti-smurfing rules to ban this, so you’ll never be competing for le epic secks in an unfair environment. Anyways, I think I have made my point clear. Competitive sex and dating is the FUTURE. Thank you for reading.