I’ve been a poster and daily reader of /pol/ for five years. Lately, I’ve begun to question certain things about myself, and it’s with trembling hands that I write this post; which I consider my offer of resignation to this forum should my discovery be deemed degenerate.


I’ve found out that I’m not who I pretend to be in this life, and I’ve decided rather than go on living this lie, I’m going to transition into what is closer to my true identity. The truth is, I am a sixteen-year old boy in a man’s body. As of this realisation my name is no longer ‘William’, I choose to go by ‘Billy’.


Now a lot of things aren’t going to change. I can still be with you guys posting epic Warhammer 40k mash-ups of the God Emperor. I can still laugh at the danks pepes. I can play paradox videogames with you guys, rip the fuck out of $hillary, watch shared streams and raid twitch spouting all the glorious memes ever made. It’s just that from now I’ll be doing those things as a 16-year old boy and not a 25 year old adult. There are some changes that’d cause a bit of friction: naked stone busts of dudes like Michelango’s David are ‘pretty gay’ to me now, I’m gonna call out the people doing that as fags – well that is if you guys think I’m cool enough to hang out here.


I know some of you will be thinking this is impossible, ‘how can a 25 year-old go back to being a 16 year-old, it wouldn’t look right’, but in my case I’m quite a young looking guy for my age, and I don’t think it’ll look that weird.


Hope to be doing some epic trolls on the sjws with ya’ll later. If not, catch ya in a few years when I grow up enough to post here my dudes. I hope you if ever you older guys get drafted in a war against the sandpeople, you’ll think of kids like me back at the homefront who look up to you. Auf wiedersehen.