OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO


So I (13M) logged onto Twitter this morning to look at Pokimane tweets, and some fucking k-pop stan replied to my queens tweet with a fan cam of some BTS or Blackpink singer. I was enraged, how rude of someone to disrespect the best streamer (Pokimane) like that! I couldn’t just let these stans be so rude to my queen, so of course I responded with what I thought was the best response. I reached for my Hentai RGB keyboard and slowly typed out my final words, the forsaken tweet that would end my time on this world, the last article of English writing that would enter my retina. The text read “Fuck BTS”


It was done…


I was done…


My fate? Sealed.


My queen? Defended.


But at what cost? As soon as I hit enter on my keyboard I realized I was doomed. I had made one fatal mistake, don’t fuck with the twitter K-pop stans! I was naive, a fool even. It was only a matter of time until they brigaded my iPhone notifications. Would I be bullied off the site? Perhaps, would I be doxed? Maybe, would I be ashamed of my idiotic tweet? Definitely.


I logged off my computer and grabbed the nearest shovel, I walked with shame flowing through my body to my mom’s garden, and I began digging my own grave. Each pile of dirt I threw out of the coffin shaped hole I regretted my decision even more.


And right before I began to lay down in my grave my pocket vibrated to alert me to the notification.


It took them only 11 minutes and 26 seconds. They had my name, my Fortnite gamer tag, my Discord account, and my Snapchat.


The war had begun, soon another stan account replied to bully me even more. With more and more people brigading me with hate for my foolish tweet I had enough of twitter. So I gave them what they wanted.


The original tweet? Deleted.


My account? Wiped off the face of the world.


The take away from this tale… DONT FUCK WITH K-POP STANS!