reddit adds a keanu award
at first its used only for the funny me-mes
but it was only a matter of time before they figured out keanu reeves had a reddit account
it starts being spammed on everything keanu does, posts, comments. Hackers manage to get one on his instagram dick pics
the spam is insurmountable, reddit’s servers start heating up.
soon a fire broke out and all of reddit’s employees are evacuated, as the crowd panics an anonymous voice says
“this isn’t wholesome 100!”