Statistically speaking most turtles happen to walk on their four flippers. This means that turtles are fish with shells that act like seals and look like tortoises. However turtles are also green and have eyes with which they look through. This means that they can see and might be able to know that they are green. Although turtles do not understand English so they may have their own word for green and could have been trying to talk to us all along. With this in mind, turtles may actually be the dominant species and we have just been too stupid to realise. Maybe we should help turtles take over by giving them all of our guns. According to Wikipedia the last time this happened the turtles shot a couple of people. It is undetermined whether those people deserved it or not but we should assume that the turtles were in the right and help them commit world conquest.