**Dogs need buttcheeks**

Who the fuck wants their dog to sit next to them on the couch? Their anus is sitting on that couch. Do you want dog anus’s germs on your couch?

I can’t stand how they sit down and have their asshole touching the ground. Does it not hurt for them? Also, isn’t it gross to see them prancing around with their butthole showing? Do they think they fucking run this joint?

This is why dogs need asscheeks. If they have butt cheeks, it would be less gross to stare at their behinds. Their little brown, dirty anus wouldn’t be showing unless you separate the cheeks.

Not only that, but they would look cute in booty shorts. Also, they would have a comfortable cushion to sit on.

Dogs need ass cheeks.