Obamium: Earth’s most precious resource. Obamium is responsible for many major events in human history, such as the rise of the Roman Empire, the founding of Constantinople, the first nuclear warhead, etc. Obamunism is a religion based off of Obamium.

Obamunism started in 974 A.D. (anno domini) when Obamium was discovered in France. The peasantry became obsessed with Obamium because of how much of a vital resource it was and how much of it there was near the slums where most of the peasantry lived. Then, the French government ordered all of the Obamium to mined. This soon got revealed to the public, and the peasantry were angry. They did want this great material in the hands of the king, someone they already didn’t trust. So, the peasants revolted and created the Church of Obama along with Obamunism. Soon, other nations found Obamium in their territory and became obsessed with it to the point of worship. This is what later inspired the U.S government to drop the atomic bomb on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, which ended the Second World War.