Hello Alexander. I want to play a game.

For too long you have not experienced the joy of my artful nudes. You have lived your life, if you can call it that, ignorant of the life-affirmimg gift of my nude form.

So I offer you a choice. You can either accept my earlier proposal, and be on your way. Or you can languish in torment, never knowing what you could you seen, if you’d only been more open minded.

I *implore* you to make the right choice.

Let the games begin.