If God didn’t want us to eat geese, or ducks, or whatever, then he would have given them machine guns. Do you want to live in a world where humans and birds are at war with each other? Do you want to have to pray to some kind of bird God? No. No, because bird God is a jerk who laughs at our lack of flight, and sends his feathered demons on suicide missions into jet turbines to remind us of our place on earth.

We must eat them all and consume their flight energy. Then, one day, we too shall grow wings…but not in an Evolution kind of way. No, fuck that. The wings will grow from human God magic.

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