Oh? You put cream in your coffee? A wittle cweamy weamy? Stupid. IDIOT. You’re a little snowflake, aren’t you? Huh? Gonna cry? Fuck you. Only REAL men drink their coffee black. If you put a drop of cream or a grain of sugar in there I’m gonna kiss you so fucking hard which would mean you’re gay. Might even suck your dick afterward. Bitch. Pussy. I’ll crush you, you frappuccino drinking soyboy. Mark my words.