SILENCE! SILENCE! I SAID FUUUUCKING SILENCE!!! I WON’T BE OUTSHOUTED BY A HOUSE OF FUCKING LOSERS! NEGATIVE 500,000 POINTS TO SLYTHERIN! HOW’D YOU LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING MONGRELS, YEAH YOU LIKE THAT!??! SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU DON’T GET TO WIN! I CHOOSE WHO WINS THE HOUSE CUP, ALLL THOSE POINTS YOU AQUIRED THROUGHOUT THE YEAR MEAN FUCK ALL! GRYFFINDOR WINS!! GRYFFINDOR WINS!!! FUCK YOU SLYTHERIN! 6 MILLIONS POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR, BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO!! MR. FILTCH ESCORT EVERY SNIVELING SLYTHERIN STUDENT TO THE DUNGEONS AND HAVE THEM SEPARATED BY PENIS SIZE AND VAGINAL INTEGRITY, I’LL BE VISITING A LITTLE LATER. YOU HEAR THAT SLYTHERINS, I’M GONNA FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU, MAYBE YOU CAN EARN SOME POINTS BACK IF YOU’RE WILLING TO SWALLOW SOME OF MY HEADMASTER LOAD! NOW MR. FILTCH GET THESE MONGRELS OUT OF HERE!! NOOOOOOOOWWWW!