Turtles.
Turtles. Who doesn’t like turtles? Those cute little creatures with their cute little shells – aren’t they just adorable? Those little dudes, stick em up and in. About and around. I looked at a fucking trash can and I flipped it and I said “hey babe look at this turtle :)”
I sit o and down and the turtle follows me around everywhere. It’s starting to become a little unsettling. He just stares at me. So let me tell you about what happened this other day. I was sitting on a park bench and a turtle came flying at me. I was shocked because how did the fucker get wings??? Yeah you get my point. He flew and he flew
Completely carefree.
He didn’t give a damn about my opinion. I was so mad god damn it
How was it possible for any creature on this forsaken planet to disagree with me? The audacity.
In reality I was just jealous because he was living his life his own way. Later, as I was going back home, I wondered “damn that flying turtle was based and redpilled holy sh” and drew motivation from him. He soon became my role model for life.
I still have pictures of him on my computer despite the fact that I took none. Yeah it was still unsettling but I was happy because I wanted to meet him again.
Anyway, so I started running around and I slipped on something I don’t really remember. I obviously tripped and fell and discovered that it was a piece of jeäuseas suās, a very rare item that can get you many emeralds.
So I traded it with with my family and friends and now I’m living a happy life :D.