My asshole hair grows up to seven inches long. And when it gets that long my shit no longer lands in the toilet. Instead it gets caught in the ass hair and i can’t get it out. So i leave it there, and eventually it hardens into a brick. And my shits after this brick only builds on to it. It eventually grows to the point that i can’t put my pants on. So i grab it and tear it out, this adobe brick of shit and asshair. The pain is so great that tears form in my eyes. And i take it into my room, and stack it on top of the previous shit bricks before it, in the corner of the room. There they stay, the pile growing larger by the month.