Daddy pig in Peppa pig is the ultimate being,sex machine, and most powerful animal in all of Peppa pig who could easily conquer the world . Why you ask? Well let me explain. let’s look at the facts and figure out why Daddy Pig is so powerful and the ultimate sex machine. The first reason why is his high IQ. In the episode that Daddy Pig brings his daughter to work (Season 2 Episode 30) Daddy Pig shows what he does for a living. But before that we meet the first animal. Now I didn’t bother to learn her name let’s just call her the cat. Her job is too press a button on her computer and print shapes. The next guy Mr Rabbit, his job is stamping a stamp onto the corner of a page. But Daddy’s pig job is so much more complicated compared to theres. “I take big numbers transmute them and calculate their load bearing tangents” – Daddy Pig. Now I have absolutely no idea what this is. So I searched it up like any other Gen Z would. And apparently they teach this in college I could be wrong but I don’t think they teach Grade 7’s this. Let’s just assume it’s in college. Anyways in order to enter college you have to have a IQ of 115. Beating the smartest animal in the world, The Orangutan by 40IQ points. So technically, Daddy Pig is the smartest animal ever seen on planet Earth. But we’re not done here. I mentioned earlier about how Daddy Pig is the “Most Powerful Pig”. Let me prove it to you. So we all know that Daddy pig loves jumping up and down in muddy puddles. Well the average hight of a competitive Olympic diving board ( Just assume we use that since in the show the diving board is pretty high) Daddy Pig jumps from a hight of 10 meters. The Red Kangaroo can jump up too 7.62 meters. Which means it can survive up too 7.62 meters or somewhere around there. But it can’t survive a 10 meter fall. Therefore making Daddy Pig the most athletic and technically the strongest due to the strength or requires to jump that high and survive. But we’re not done here. I mentioned how he is “The Ultimate Sex Machine”, let me prove it to you then I’ll let you go. let’s look at the facts and figure out why Daddy Pig is the ultimate sex machine. First reason is his high IQ. Daddy Pigs real name is “Percy Pig” according to Wikipedia. Although no animal in the Peppa Pig Franchise calls each other “Hey it’s that guy that gives me the S U C C Percy :D”. No,they call each other “Mr Pig” or “Mr Sheep”. But what if there are other pigs within the country? And why do they all call Percy “Daddy Pig”. Well there are 2 possibilities. One, he is the ultimate sex machine and has children with every woman or, he is somehow known as Daddy pig through out the country. But that wouldn’t make any sense because the animals have a pretty high IQ. Most animals in Peppa pig have a job. Which means they went to school,when to college and got a job. And there is proof that there is life beyond Peppas home town. In one set of episodes the family goes to a vacation house outside of there country. This is true because the road lanes are switched directions. A common confusion during travelling in a new country. Why is this important? Well the people who haven’t even met him before call him “Daddy Pig”. So if you put the facts together, Daddy Pig is the ultimate Sex Machine and the Ultimate Sugar Daddy. He does this by having sex with everyone that’s why they are always happy around him and being the ultimate being. So from Being the strongest animal in the universe to being the smartest being in the entire world to being the ultimate sex machine. He is the ultimate animal who could easily conquer the world, I rest my case.

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