Ok. First off, THIS THING IS HUGE!!! I didn’t realize it when ordering. But When every one left the house one day j decided to give it the old college try. The suction cup works well, I had it stuck to my bathroom door. Ok, so when trying to use this it was really bug and awkward. I was trying to back against it slowly letting my butt hole adjust to the massive width. I had my I-Pod Listening to “Eye of the Tiger” trying to get pumped for the whole thing. Well I didn’t hear my grandmother come home early and apparently I was making some noise rocking back on this Mega-Dong mounted to the door, and singing along to The Theme Song to Rocky. Well my Grandma comes to investigate and jerk my door open, which snatched the toy out of my butt bringing my sphincter with it. My grandmother Freaks and Slams the Door which POWER DRIVES this thing is my anus all the way to the base. I’m Screaming in pain, and My grandmother is yelling holding her chest. Next thing I know she collapses. So there I am with a Bleeding, Prolapsed Butt hole and my grandma on the floor. I’m in so much pain and an freaking out worrying that I killed her. So I crawled over to her and pressed her life alert button to send the paramedics. one of which was a new guy and when I tried explaining the story he literally pissed himself laughing. Anyway they popped an ammonia capsule and brought my grandmother back. She seems ok but we haven’t made eye contact for 3 weeks and my butt is a little worse for wear. And when I fart now, it sounds like a Peterbilt 379 releasing it’s air breaks.