TIFU telling my yoga instructor I could suck my own dick

This was pre covid in January, and honestly with everything that has happened I think I did my best to forget this. But I was just reminded due to a past due bill in my emails, and you all seem to love my stories so, enjoy lol.

I’m pretty well endowed, and skinny, and flexible, and have the unique talent of being able to suck my own cock. Judge all you want, make your gay comments, but if you could, you would. No, it doesn’t quite feel like getting a blow job, just like jerking off doesn’t quite feel like getting a hand job. But it feels fucking amazing, and i’m a bit of a sexual deviant so it’s just some added freakiness to a normal horny day sometimes. I love it. And ex girlfriends have loved it, random hook ups have loved it. It’s quite a party trick, let me tell you. Lol.

So I met a girl on Tinder who, for whatever reason, our conversation swayed to this. We hooked up, she really really enjoyed watching me suck my cock. Now not to be too descriptive – but i have a very large head of my cock when I’m super turned on. Which, if I’m sucking my cock I’m super turned on lol. I can get my mouth around the head, but I can’t get much down the shaft. especially as not much as I used to. She kind of put me in these yoga positions to help, and it was insane I was able to get much deeper.

Logically, I went home later and researched this and kinds of yoga and decided I was going to go to yoga to get more flexible so I could suck my own cock a little deeper. Yup.

I found a yoga place, signed up, and went to the first few classes. I enjoyed it, but it wasn’t really helping much and we really weren’t doing the positions that Tinder girl put me in. The next class, the instructor was helping out, and when she came to me she helped move me a little and it was super helpful. Not in a self fellating way, but a yoga way. After class she was chatting with people and to me she mentioned about working on the position at home and how to address it alone.

She asked if I had been practicing long, and what my intentions with the practice are, and honestly, i don’t know wtf i was thinking, but I fucking said it. I said it! Super non-chalantly too, I said “well, it’s to help with sucking my own dick”

She didn’t laugh. She didn’t say “what?”. She just walked away. Like quickly and angrily. Not sure if anyone else around me heard, but it felt like I said it over the loud speaker. I was cringing beyond belief and couldn’t even hear anything but my heartbeat. I just grabbed my shit and left as quickly as I could.

The next day, I got a call from the studio saying the don’t tolerate sexual harassment or inappropriate behavior of any kind. I am banned from all 4 of their establishments and I am lucky the instructor doesn’t want to press charges. I wrote back apologizing and saying it came out wrong, but it sounded defensive, it is absolutely insane that I said that.

I think i’m done with yoga. And I’ll just be okay with my self sucking skills as they are.

tl:dr – went to yoga to get more flexible so i could suck my cock deeper. and I told the instructor.

edit – to answer some public and private questions…
sure, I guess it feels like a dick is in your mouth, but in the same way jerking off feels like a dick in your hand, or playing with your pussy feels like you’re playing with a pussy (i’m guessing, lol). to me the pleasure is the focal point. but i’m kinky and weird, so who knows. i’m guessing to enjoy it, you have to be comfortable with your own dick in your own mouth. big deal. i’m more than comfortable with that.

and onto the next question. yes, I cum in my mouth. Not every time, but i have many times. judge away

edit 2: yes I have swallowed. often the position requires i swallow or id spit it up all over myself.

edit 3: yes, i’ve cum on my face. i don’t think i’m the only guy that’s done that, that’s happened just jerking off before.

edit 4: okay, the photos in women’s thongs are a a whole other story. that doesn’t make me gay still, i’m not confused. i just know what i like sexually!

edit 5: my r4r posts…. yes, I have met up before just to jerk off for them. no i have never met someone before to do this act.

edit 6: I’m 41 years old

edit 7: I first tried sucking my cock in my teen years when i realized i was well-endowed. i thought that self-sucking was the benefit of a big dick, later I learned about girls and stuff.

edit 8: some of you are very mean, lol. to go out of your way to DM me the things you’re saying is weirder than sucking your own cock. who cares what I do.

edit 9: i know i fucked up! i was totally wrong and I believe she would be well within her rights to press charges against me and I’m very thankful she didn’t.