I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Geraldo. That perfect, toned body. Those bountiful pecs. The broad shoulders of a literal god. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never mate with him, fill my genes into him, and have him birth a set of perfect offspring. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Geraldo pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would CD Projekt Red create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.