Well, let’s see. Most of these pronouns are three letters. There are 26x26x26 = 17576 combinations of three letters. Unsurprisingly, there are ~40,000,000 Tumblr users, and since every single one is a unique snowflake we will need to move to a numerical approach.

One easy way to solve this problem is to assign every snowflake a set of three unique hexadecimal “pronouns.” That way we can store this data in a computer easily, taking a max of seven hexadecimal digits.

Instead of “Phe went to McDonald’s,” it could be “4c95d30 went to McDonald’s.” Much easier and keeps everyone unique.