This one time this stupid child comes on my lawn and won’t leave no matter what I tell him. This stupid 4-year-old should understand that my land is private property, like everyone else. Couldn’t he see or read the signs? So I decided to get him off in the only way I knew how. I went back to my highschool years and summoned my inner strength. I lifted my leg and punted the brat. He flew over my electric fence and into the street, and I heard cracking noises when I kicked him and once he landed. He also made the weird noises when the semi truck ran him over. I later learned those sounds were his bones breaking (My kick was his ribcage, the land was his spine, the truck was everything else). He bled out shortly later. In court the defense was listing the story “He kicked him, he landed and broke his spine, and then he got ran over by a semi truck”, and just then I remembered that I forgot about the ambulance that ran him over too. Thinking it over, I forgot about the ambulance when telling you the story just now. Sorry.