story time.

I’m extremely ticklish on my feet. In fact I once peed on my dad as a kid when he held me down against my will, mistaking my “laughing”.

As a grown adult, I had a sex dream about Ryan Reynolds. He wanted to do some stuff. Cool. We get into it, it’s good. Then he says “hey, I have a foot fetish, is that cool?” And I’m like “absolutely not. I have ticklish feet.”

Cut to him trying to suck my toes and lick my feet. I wake up, and full on peed the bed. Dammit.