Picture the scene. I, a young nubile wildlife photographer, found myself lost deep in the woods, face to face with the one they called Big Foot. Let me tell you, itโ€™s true what they say about big feet ๐Ÿ˜‰ because standing before me was half-man, half-beast. His musk of moss and cedar hung in the air, his bare chest heaving and between his legs swung what I can only describe as a glistening furry forest lawn. Picture a mink biting an apple. My mouth instinctively dropped open in surprise and in honesty, anticipated that this was going to be the Loch Ness monster all over again.