Own roombas for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I power on my roombas. One blows a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. A Roomba spots and charges at the second man, miss him entirely because it’s mounted with a overly heavy chainsaw and nails the family dog. I have to resort to the roombas at the top of the stairs mounted with an AR and an HIV infected needle, “Tally ho lads” the AR shreds the two men, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. The HIV infected needle roomba charges the last terrified rapscallion. He dies waiting on the doctors to save him since HIV is impossible to cure. Just as the founding fathers intended.
[https://imgur.com/a/FrimD7T](https://imgur.com/a/FrimD7T)