All I want to do is print a goddamned document, I have this piece of fucking shit plugged into a printer and it wants to use shitty convoluted google cloud print bullshit instead of just printing like any fucking goddamned computer not designed by idiots would fuck fuck fuck fuck this machine. Why in the fuck does it have to be so complicated, if I have a printer connected to the laptop you would think pressing the print button would give me a fucking option to just use that.

I would never have bought this piece of shit if I knew that every single goddamned basic function that computers have been able to do since the 90s requires you to be logged into some forced Google bullshit cloud program.