Sorry, English isn’t my (M22) first language, so there might be some spelling mistakes, as I am from the People’s Republic of China. I’m enlisted in the Army and I just fucking HAD to go to HK /s. Just kidding, it fucking sucks here. Everyone is giving me shit because I serve our glorious government. SORRY I stand for ideals like peace, justice, and putting down filthy mongrels like yourself. But my sister (F25), who has always been irritable and pretty annoying, thought that the government was being ‘oppressive’ and ‘cruel’. What? I have been to Tiananmen Square, I think I would know if tragedy happened here. There are literally ZERO pictures of anything bad happening there on the entire Internet. Whatever, she’s my sister (F25) so I still love her.

About a week ago I was beating some protesters when someone thinks its a great idea to go pepper-spray my riot shield. Lol fucking dumbass. So I take my tear gas launcher and just rip it. Boom, headshot. That would have got me like 50 XP in COD Online. Turns out, it was my sister (F25), oops. We can’t have an open casket funeral on account of the fact that half of her (F25) head is being power washed off the pavement as I’m writing this. My family is SUPER pissed at me, like what? She (F25) 1) was rioting in the first place 2) came at me first, and 3) was a bitch anyways!!!1!

My family has since disowned me, whatever, I have the government. Most of my non-enlisted friends think so, so AITA?