Dwayne Johnson certainly *does* have a voice like butter, and he *is* an extremely handsome man whose shiny forehead *I* would lick succulently, but I must say, he is likely to be one of the least intelligent people of mankind.

Rocks have been scientifically proven to, on average, have an approximate IQ of 0 which is several points below being brain dead! Whenever you think of Dwayne Johnson, is Einstein the first thing you think of? No, absolutely not, you’d probably think of his face and after that you’d think of a rock because that’s his nickname, but after that you’d probably think of someone unintelligent because that’s exactly what Dwayne is: UNINTELLIGENT!

He’d never come out of the closet about his anti-smartness because he is extremely insecure about it! I can prove this by showing you my many tweets sent to him in an attempt to expose him which he TOTALLY IGNORED! I dare science to explain *this!*