What is going down my friendly friends it is I the sponge guy here to teach your faces how I work at the Krusty Krab™© so sit all your faces down and let me teach the lesson so first you need the ability to breath underneath the water surface but since you all are homo sapiens you do not have that ability so you will need to acquire the Cressi Reaction EBS Adjustable Mask Fin Dry Snorkel Scuba Gear Set which currently retails for a set price of 274.50 USD on the popular Amazon.com so once you buy your very own Cressi Reaction EBS Adjustable Mask Fin Dry Snorkel Scuba Gear Set from Amazon.com for 274.50 USD the next step is to go to Bikini Bottom so you can find that using the ever popular Apple Maps on your iPhone 3G if you do not own the iPhone 3G or have a later variant than you are not worthy of the rich tender Krabby Patty but you can always purchase an iPhone 3G from the ever dependable Ebay.com for a new low low low LOW price of 1468.88 USD so you can get yourself the Apple Maps so now that you have need of the iPhone 3G and Cressi Reaction EBS Adjustable Mask Fin Dry Snorkel Scuba Gear Set you can finally go to the underwater beautiful place of Bikini Bottom and find the Krusty Krab™© but wait that’s not all hold your horses do not leave yet you must now confront my amazing boss mr kwab who loves the cash money so say to the krab hey man I have followed the elusive guide by the sponge friend and now I would like to work at your fine burger establishment and he will answer with well you cant make the delicious KRABBY PATTY with spongy sponge sponge but you can work in the bathrooms and you say no no no REFUSAL STATEMENT I must work with spongemanguything and he will say well I have need of a 20 in. 59.8cc Gas Chainsaw from Home Depot for a reasonable price of 349.99 USD and I would CONSIDER renting you a job with sponge boy ahoy to make the PATTY OF KRAB MEAT so um yeah go get that boyo so you then will get your hands on that 20 in. 59.8cc Gas Chainsaw from Home Depot for the amazing shellshock price of 349.99 USD so return to the restaurant run by the krab man and give him the 20 in. 59.8cc Gas Chainsaw and he will say good job there boyo now you will work with yellow sponge dude so there you have it guys now you can get the job at the Krusty Krab™©