Whenever I watch porn, one thing I notice is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina. In fact, they’re barely an inch apart.

I don’t know about others – but doesn’t this disturb you? Maybe I’m overreacting but idrk. It seems like a design flaw in femoids — they’re supposed to be so feminine and beautiful but this ghastly little oversight ruins everything.

I think that more foids should be aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called “beautiful woman” walking down the street care-free and thinking that she’s all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and I laugh at her into oblivion.

Femoids, please accept that they’re too close together. Let it negatively affect your confidence and make yourself more sexually available as a result. After all, Chads and normcucks are the ones who have to sleep with a creature whose ANUS is only 1 inch away from its vagina. It sounds unappetizing enough.

Chads, do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly so they get less inflated egos and stop thinking they’re all that.

They’re just too close together. Sorry, but it’s true.