I jack off to pictures of agent smith daily. Like i full on edge to pictures of that fucking gooey virus guy, turning my room into a shrine for him in the hopes that maybe i will have a wet dream. Every time i go to Menard’s my parents have to restrain me so i dont go ham and buy hundreds of dollars worth of black liquid rubber in the hopes applying an ungodly amount of it onto my body will transform me into my love, Smith. Well, people are talking about it with the game Changed, so why not with Agent Smith! If flex seal can turn some bitch into a furry, why not agent smith, considering the way he gets clones…

We’re married, we just got married last Thursday. My friends at one point joked that one day he would propose to me. I pretended he did, and now I always wear a cheap crystal ring from Hot Topic on my finger to resemble the ring i imagine he’d proposed me with. Though now that I think about it, i might switch out the ring with my Skelanimals Kit ring because it’s literally melting onto my finger. I even have a marriage certificate I printed out last thursday

Maybe one day i will pursue virology and make him real. My love…To see that black liquid running up and down my body, slowly reshaping my body to look just like yours…fuck, at least im typing this on the toilet while playing with myself. It’s a very sexy mental image