Ketchup is objectively the best thing mankind has ever invented. They go great with everything, and I do mean EVERYTHING. Normal people find ketchup on fries or burgers delightful, but I have taken a step further. Normal people don’t know the deliciousness of ketchup on rice, the sweetness of the sauce mixed with the soft, moistness of white rice, it can feed a person for month. Ketchup on thick stew is a marvel that so far, nobody has discovered. The saltiness of the potatoes and meat mixed with the sourness of the ketchup, even the president would scream in delight when he drinks it. Even ketchup itself is a great candidate as a staple food. It contains lots of carbohydrate and vitamin, way healthier than the average breakfast cereal. It goes well with every single food that has every existed on this planet. Cheese? Yep! Tuna? Yep! Pasta? Yep! It even goes well with milk! And kids, this is why you should eat ketchup everyday, all the time.