“That guy, he wants 6 million pizzas.”

“6 million pizzas? We only have 4 ovens, boss. How are we gonna pull that off?”

“I don’t know but we gotta try.”

“Maybe we can just tell him we made the pizza. I mean, we wouldn’t lie about making pizzas, right?”

“No, of course not. We could say we made the pizzas but we’ll need to make organizations to enforce the fact that we made the pizzas.”

“Good idea, boss. We should also make it a crime to even question if we made the pizzas.” We’ll also need some TV channels and constant Hollywood films to remind everyone that we made the pizzas.”

“Yeah, good idea. We’ll also need some pictures of a few pizzas. Take a picture of these ones. We’ll also need a few film strips of the pizzas, let’s pile them on top of each other and bury them. Film just a little bit but not too much, just enough so that the fact that we made the pizzas becomes engrained in the culture.”