Cummy Abuse has been at an all time high recently, so I figured I’d devise a plan to rid r/Copypasta of Cummybot9999’s face once and for all. I have my reasons, but that’s not what we’re here for today.

#OPERATION: FUCK THE NUT

PHASE 1: The only way Cummy can be banned is by a moderator. This means an Anti-Cummy has to become a moderator. How does one become a moderator? Well, either through hacking a moderator’s account or joining the mod team, however long that will take. Make sure to use an alt.

PHASE 2: Ban Cummy. It’s not as easy as it seems, however. If one of the Pro-Cummy mods sees in the Mod Mail that Cummybot9999 is banned, they will see who banned Cummy, then ban that mod and unban Cummy. This is why we must do scorched earth. DEMOTE AND BAN EVERY MOD. When the subreddit is yours, finish the job and Ban Cummy.

From there on, r/Copypasta will have a temporary bliss period. It won’t last long, but users will be able to enjoying posting without having a useless link in the comments. Soon the banned mods will report to the admins that someone brigaded their sub and undo everything. Nevertheless, you will be a hero.

And the best part? If the mods see this, there’s nothing they can do to stop it. They will be locked into a state of paranoia, having to moderate r/Copypasta until the day their account gets deleted. Then there will be new mods. And that’s when we strike.

My plan is not foolproof, suggestions are very welcome. Best of luck, soldiers.