I fucking hate Stuart Little. He has brought nothing but pain and suffering to me and my family. I have spent many a late night sitting awake pondering on why I didn’t kill the fucker when I had the chance. Oh how I dream of seeing him again now. I want to slam the little shit onto a table and while his throat is under one of my hands I want to pull each of his little rat teeth out, one by one. Then, as he is crying and choking on his own blood, i want to slowly peel his skin off inch by inch with a potato peeler while he tries to beg for mercy through his blood filled mouth. Then with his lifeless, skinless body underneath my hand I will push my hand down onto his throat until his fucking head separates from his body. I will then boil his head and eat it like a fucking boiled egg. After that I will take his shitty corpse and skewer him through his little fucking rat ass and cook his body like a damn rotisserie chicken and then eat him like they did in fucking Shrek. Fuck Stuart Little.