Senpai: *picks up Duwuwian and proceed to shake it*

Duwuwian: Hey! Just what do you think you’re doing? Pervert!!!

Senpai: Heh, stop acting so tough. I’ve tasted your kind before. You might present yourself as hard and prickly, but I know deep inside your flesh are all sweet. *proceeds to smell it*

Duwuwian: Kyaaah! Stop it, you b-baka. Why are you smelling me? I don’t smell that good. I purposely develop this thick scent so that perverts like you go away!!!

Senpai: Ahh, I can’t get enough of your smell. I love it so much. *inhales deeply*.

Duwuwian: *tears* Just stop it, please. Don’t tease me like this. I-I-I don’t even think I could open up to you. I don’t smell good and appetising like other fruits and my body is thick and harsh. Please just leave me alone and stop bullying me. *starts crying*

Senpai: But I really do like you. And it’s because you’re different than other fruits is why I would love to have you. And don’t worry, I know how to make you open up to me. Duwuwian: *blushing* R-really?

Senpai: Yeah. Now just calm down and relax. And let me have a taste of you.

Duwuwian: P-p-please be gentle. I-it’s my first time.

Senpai: *opens Duwuwian and ate it* Duwuwian: Iyaaaaa~