Imagine being Todd Howard at E3 and having to be all like “damn, Skyrim, you fuckin’ awesome, all cool with your updated graphics and climbable mountains. I would totally recommend pre-ordering Skyrim 2, both for PS4 and Xbox One”, when all he really wants to do is play New Vegas at home. Like seriously imagine having to be Todd and not only stand on that carpet while being forced to shill your disgusting 10 year old engine at your side, the favorable footage of his game barely concealing the bugs and stupid AI, and just stand there, hit after hit, minute after minute, while they ruined the RPG elements. Not only having to tolerate his own blatant fucking lies but his forced cocky attitude as everyone on the crowd tells him Skyrim 2 is STILL BRILLIANT and DAMN, SKYRIM 2 LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they’re not the ones who have to stand there and watch the cartoonish fucking NPC face contort into types of smugness you didn’t even know existed before that day. You’ve been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Twitch whores and Kaley Cuoco while being called a manlet for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Pennsylvania. You’ve never even seen anything this fucking pathetic before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that’s breaking out on this every Skyrim fanboy’s red forehead as they squirm in their seats convinced that Bethesda is a successful developer, while assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to be in their conference and promote the next GOTY, while in reality it’s been worked on by lazy developers in the last 7 months with stolen mods. Then the paparazzi calls for another shot, and you know you could come out & tell the truth to expose this sham for Bethesda’s fucking lies before the damage control department TAKE IT DOWN, but you stand there and endure, because you’re fucking Todd. You’re not going to lose your 10k check for blowing the conference over this. Just fake it. Force a smile and fake it.