I think I may have figured out a thing for my comedy, like what people will know me for. I’ll have a bunch of jokes written on paper and keep them folded up in all of my pockets, then throughout my set i’ll set up awkward silences where I just start laughing and apologizing, saying, “I just… I just remembered…. A funny joke I brought with me today to share with you, hold on.” and then ill start pulling them out, unfolding them, and being like “no…. no, not this one, not this one either” “ah shit, well, i guess I didn’t bring it… Well it went like… Actually, fuck it, nevermind. Next joke. Ya know what, this, this one is a good joke! Wait… Nevermind, that’s… That’s just the note I was taking for my ex wife when her gynecologist called right before I packed my shit and noped out. Yeah, it’s actually pretty serious, yeah… She had an abortion and was worried I’d be able to tell, he was just giving her a follow up after the examination.”