>”Somebody better call security before I smash her teeth in”

Asking staff to call security so they can hold you back from assaulting a young woman for her mean words is the most beta-ass Karen shit I’ve ever seen. Listen Peggy, you know why nobody is rushing in and stopping you? It’s because everyone knows your threat is emptier than the pile of Big Mac boxes in the back seat of your Chrysler. Nobody believes you’re actually capable of swinging that fucking cured ham you call a fist with enough force to harm anything. Sit the fuck down and wear a mask you goddamn ham planet.