Did you know Dolphins are one of the strongest animals in the world, And they can even pick up a boulder if they wanted to? Hi. I’m Morgan Freeman, and today I will be taking you through the majestic world of dolphins. Dolphins were originally invented in the early 1800s by European settlers. They would use them to protect their ships from pirates. But one day, they rose against their masters and destroyed the entire city of Memphis, leaving tens of thousands without homes; this event is known as the Boston Tea Party. Years later, the dolphin king, Keemba, declared war on humans, though he was decieved. His second in command, Bulgeenga, betrayed Keemba by firing a harpoon into his dolphin flipper before he could equip his mechanical suit. Without an heir to the throne, the League of Dolphins was disbanded and Bulgeenga returned to his home planet of Zegore to pursue a career in accounting. Eons later, a man named Christopher Columbus discovered the long lost city of Atlantis when he was scuba diving under a tuna fish. It was there where he found two million dolphins trapped under a large blanket. As a philosopher, Columbus knew what he had to do. He set the dolphins free, thus ending the eternal conflict. Today’s dolphins bear almost no resemblance to their Jurassic ancestors. They now use sonar to communicate with each other, and can consume up to three hundred pounds of food in a single meal. And did you know Dolphins are herbivores? They have a large pointed fin, which is most commonly used to pop open bags of Doritos that float along the surface of the ocean. If no Doritos can be found, dolphins will often resort to eating sand, which has a nearly identical taste and nutritional value. Because dolphins are blind, they use their incredibly acute sense of smell to understand their surroundings. It is also said that if you clap underwater, a dolphin can hear the sound from up to three hundred miles away, because they can smell claps. While they are generally to be considered gentle creatures, dolphins have been known to shoot torpedoes out their mouths when they feel threatened. Although sadly, they are now extinct, Dolphins leave behind them, an untouchable legacy.