Some coomer once told me the world is gonna roll me


I ain’t the coomer tool in the shed


She was looking kind of dumb with her coomer and her thumb


In the shape of a coom on her forehead


Well, the coomer starts cooming and it don’t stop cooming


Fed to the rules and I hit the ground cooming


Didn’t make sense not to coom for fun


Your brain gets smart but your coom gets dumb


So much to coom, so much to see


So what’s wrong with taking the coomstreets?


You’ll never coom if you don’t go


You’ll never coom if you don’t glow


Hey now, you’re a coomer


Get your game on, go coom


Hey now, you’re a coomer


Get the coom on, get paid


And all that coomer is gold


Only shooting stars coom the mold


It’s a coom place, and they say it gets coomer


You’re bundled up now, wait ’til you get coomer


But the meteor men coom to differ


Judging by the coom in the satellite picture


The ice we coom on is getting pretty thin


The coomers getting warm so you might as well swim


My coom’s on fire, how ’bout yours?


That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored


Hey now, you’re a coomer


Get your game on, go coom


Hey now, you’re a coomer


Get the coom on, get paid


All that coomer is gold


Only shooting stars coom the mold


Somebody once asked


Could I spare some coom for gas?


“I need to coom myself away from this place”


I said, “Yep, what a concept


I could use a little coom myself


And we could all use a little coom”


Well, the coomer starts cooming and they don’t stop cooming


Fed to the rules and I hit the ground cooming


Didn’t make sense not to coom for fun


Your brain gets smart but your coom gets dumb


So much to coom, so much to see


So what’s wrong with taking the coomstreets?


You’ll never coom if you don’t go (go!)


You’ll never coom if you don’t glow


Hey now, you’re a coomer


Get your game on, go coom


Hey now, you’re a coomer


Get the coom on, get paid


And all that coomer is gold


Only cooming stars break the mold