Some coomer once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain’t the coomer tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her coomer and her thumb
In the shape of a coom on her forehead
Well, the coomer starts cooming and it don’t stop cooming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground cooming
Didn’t make sense not to coom for fun
Your brain gets smart but your coom gets dumb
So much to coom, so much to see
So what’s wrong with taking the coomstreets?
You’ll never coom if you don’t go
You’ll never coom if you don’t glow
Hey now, you’re a coomer
Get your game on, go coom
Hey now, you’re a coomer
Get the coom on, get paid
And all that coomer is gold
Only shooting stars coom the mold
It’s a coom place, and they say it gets coomer
You’re bundled up now, wait ’til you get coomer
But the meteor men coom to differ
Judging by the coom in the satellite picture
The ice we coom on is getting pretty thin
The coomers getting warm so you might as well swim
My coom’s on fire, how ’bout yours?
That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored
Hey now, you’re a coomer
Get your game on, go coom
Hey now, you’re a coomer
Get the coom on, get paid
All that coomer is gold
Only shooting stars coom the mold
Somebody once asked
Could I spare some coom for gas?
“I need to coom myself away from this place”
I said, “Yep, what a concept
I could use a little coom myself
And we could all use a little coom”
Well, the coomer starts cooming and they don’t stop cooming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground cooming
Didn’t make sense not to coom for fun
Your brain gets smart but your coom gets dumb
So much to coom, so much to see
So what’s wrong with taking the coomstreets?
You’ll never coom if you don’t go (go!)
You’ll never coom if you don’t glow
Hey now, you’re a coomer
Get your game on, go coom
Hey now, you’re a coomer
Get the coom on, get paid
And all that coomer is gold
Only cooming stars break the mold