What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you unflaired trash? I’ll have you know I sit at this computer 16 hours a day and point out losers like you who have yet to don a flair, and I’ve garnered over 350,000 comment karma by only commenting “flair the fuck up”. I can type over 300 words a minute, and every single word is worth more than your pathetic flairless life. You are nothing more to me than just another useless Reddit user. I will harass you unlike any keyboard warrior on this Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with being unflaired scum on the Internet? Think again motherfucker. As we speak my hardcore left-winged friends are trying to dox you so you better be ready to get exposed to the world. The world which will harass the fuck out of you until you flair the fuck up, bitch. You’re fucking banned, kid. I can spy on you from anywhere, at anytime, and I WILL continue to do so until you flair up, bitch (no auth-left please). Not only can I type more words per second than brain cells in your miserable brain, but I can get my moderator peasantry to show you to the fucking door. If only you could know how fucking worthless you are as an unflaired piece of worthless shit, maybe you would don a flair before posting, but you just HAD to make a comment which is now irrelevant as FUCK. But you couldn’t, you just had to open your miserable colourless mouth, and now you’re paying the price, amigo. I will send many squadrons of attack helicopters and you will perish. You’re fucking done, and I’ll say what I should’ve said a while ago: FLAIR UP BITCH.