So back in 2013 I had a very cute and bubbly friend. She was short, had big tits, a super hot butt, a cute face and hot hair. She was and is perfect. This one time I was high on meth and we were at a hotel room at Caesars. I had mentioned to my buddy that I would breathe her fart in. She heard me. About an hour later I was talking to my buddy and she kept tugging on my shirt.

I finally turned around and asked her what she wanted and she said, “I heard you want to breathe my fart in.” I said yes. She said okay I’ll let you. We needed to find a spot to do it and the only spot I could think of was my buddies car. I had a bunch of Coke on me so I just gave him a gram or so of coke and he let me have the keys.

So then we made it to the car. She took her pants and her underwear off and her cute big butt was sticking out. I was already high on Coke so I was super horny. She said a fart was coming so I put my lips around her butthole. She took forever too fart. I kept asking her, “Are you ready?” Then she finally farted. It was loud and went straight to the back of my throat. I’m not gonna lie, it was ronchy. I puked immediately. All over her butt and all over my buddies car.

My friend was pissed that I puked on her so I pulled out my bag of coke and told her I’d share a bunch with her. We got high as fuck then went back up to the Ceasars hotel room. My buddy was there and asked me how it went. I told him I puked in his car but before he lost it on me I gave him an 8 ball of Coke for free. What a night.