A dick is like a tree, and its roots are at your pubic arch. Fat is like adding more dirt above the roots, covering part of the trunk. The tree doesn’t get smaller because of the dirt, but less of it is visible and exposed. Erosion of the soil exposes more of the tree and makes it appear larger when measured from the ground, even though the root-to-crown length is the same.

In other words, losing weight makes it looks bigger because you’re unlocking additional hidden dick length. The dick was inside you all along, you just had to reveal it!

Also did you know you can Google obese people’s penises before and after weight gain? Because I do, and I wish I didn’t.