lol i dont think sitcoms smell like anything, though, that reminds me of one time when i found a friend online who liked jewel pet like me, i like wasted hours talking to her instead of doing my homework XD, and i may have talked too much aout personal matters cuz she said she may be falling in love with me and wanted to meet me, and it was close to my school, but she hadnt come out to her parents yet, so we would pretend to have a sleepover and id be a proper young girl in front of her mother, and when i went there i thought she was already back from school b/c i saw no one walking home and she told me she was from my school but a different class, and it was her mother who welcomed me and she seemed super nice but she kept talking to me but i didnt care i wanted to see Aline not an adult with a horrible red lipstick, i waited like one hour and a half with this overbearing woman and when i tried to call the phone number Aline gave me, since I was really worried, it ringed in that woman’s pocket and she had to admit she was Aline and thought it was no big deal to experiment with a younger girl cuz “it’s not real sex anyway”, so I ran to her kitchen, took a big ass knife, and gave her a speech inspired by Chara from undertale so that she thought i was a psychopath, it worked and she left me like 500€ she had in her wallet and promised to give me a few hundreds every months if i never said anything, and it was cool until we had to move out of frarnce b/c i was able to buy a bunch of anime merch from amiami, all in all it was a good decision but only due to being way smarter than average, like Jarod in The Pretender, and this story is kind of like a sitcom no?