My ex gf (25) wants to have casual sex with me (22m) while we’re both still single, but there is a catch.

My ex contacted me a few days ago and said she wanted to have sex with me. A no strings attached situation. Our relationship came to an end without drama. We realized we were better off as friends. And now we might be friends with benefits. But first I had to tick all the boxes on the preference sheet she prepared for me. I’m not even kidding. She texted it to me. This was on her list based on her past experiences with me:

1. Intense eye contact, no.
2. Man moaning, yes.
3. Bending me backwards to kiss me during doggy, no (I like my spine intact).
4. Biting, no.
5. Thrusting when I have your dick in my mouth, no.
6. Expecting me to swallow, no.
7. Winking at me when we lock eyes during oral, no.
8. Condom, yes.
9. Telling me you’re about to cum and then saying “or am I?” was not funny the first time you did it and it will still not be funny if you do it again, so no.
10. Death gripping my tits, no.
11. 10% missionary and 90% everything else, no.

I still need to respond. Are all those no’s an indication that I’m bad in bed? I had no idea she had all these problems with me when were having sex.