Nobody:

Not even Pewdiepie:

Not even dank chungus:

Therapist at area 51: Your cakeday isn’t real, it can’t get seven upvotes

My cakeday: exists

Therapist at area 51: Wait. That’s illegal.

Keanu Reeves: Fortnite sucks!

Kono Dio da! ORA ORA ORA! MUDA MUDA MUDA! Arrivederci! Di molto! Yo, Angelo! (jojo reference)

Thanks for sorting by new, kind stranger!

Edit: Don’t put r/ in your comments the automod removes them