Im getting real fucked off because every time I go in to town I see some bitch fucker swag cunt with a fucking man bun and a cock in his mouth, wearing shades inside at night, pressing play in the dj booth. They play taylor swift remixes from start to end and cannot beat match AT ALL!!!!. Its not fucking hard cunt. I realise that everyone makes mistakes but what ive heard isnt a mistake. Last week I literally saw a dj continue dancing to two songs that were mixed half a beat out and im sure he thought it was legit because its not hard to speed one up for two seconds.

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