What happened yesterday was Nintendo’s update turning all Switch consoles space worthy. Once Nintendo presses a button, each console becomes a heat-seeking, shield-busting space missile intended to take down invading motherships. They’ll all come together in a swarm and then overwhelm enemy ships in orbit. That was the plan anyway.

However, we received false intel about an enemy armada entering our solar system and they rushed to get the update out to have the Switch missiles ready to go. We found out later it was just some space debris passing by. So Nintendo hurried to pull the plug on the operation as it wasn’t needed. Yet.