Dear Moderators of [r/copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/):,

I send this formal request that a bot shall be created in the fashion so that for every post on [r/copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/), a bot shall paste the following ASCII:

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Here are 3 Reasons why I believe this should be done:

During the Pandemic, all redditors across Reddit have had a uncomfortable lack of cum consumption due to lack of visual stimulation. Like most movies and TV shows, porn has gotten dull. That is, until the rise of Among Us Porn.

This was a huge turnaround for the Rule34 industry. Artists went wild, [r/Amongusporn](https://www.reddit.com/r/Amongusporn/) was created, and many insatiable kinks of hundreds of thousands of redditors were finally satisfied. By creating an Among Us Cock bot that posts an ACII Among Us Cock to every Copypasta, each individual viewer will be able to copy paste one free Among Cock, in addition to the original pasta!

Now here is my second reason: We have a poor variety of bots here at [r/copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/). Owoifier? Emojify? Shittytransator? (Cummy is God we love you Cummy) They are old school, mold on the fruit, rust on the tire. Like seriously, who’s gonna copy that modified shit when you could obviously copy a glorious Among Us Crewmate with a juicy 12-inch cock? Quite the upgrade in my opinion.

Lastly, reason 3: Among Us is still an amazing game and a hilarious meme. People have just assumed it’s bad because it outstayed the average trend length for memes in its area. It’s still funny. Jerma sus is still a hilarious meme. Thinking of Amogus? Hilarious meme. Seeing everyday objects that look like Among Us? Hilarious Meme. And here is where an Among Us Cock Bot comes into play. By displaying an Among Us cock, Redditors are reminded of the once and still great meme and social deduction game by Innersloth known as Among Us. It’s our own fault that we have ostracized such a masterpiece of a trend.

And that, Mods of [r/copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/), is why we should have an Among Us Cock Bot. I request this in good favor and hope that you may take it into consideration.