everybody assumes that Albert Einstein was just smarter than everyone
but I have a better theory
what if he was just a pervert?
like what if math excited him sexually
like you think he wrote down E=MC squared with his pants still on?
bullshit
he was wacking it away
he could only cum when he solved math shit
so he had spent like 23 days
wacking it away fruitlessly
and you know us me
*men
sex is the biggest driver
biggest motivation
so he had gotten desperate
he was starting to lose hope
but then it hit him
with a force of sexual energy
he wrote down
“E=MC—-“
but before he could finish it
he came
he then wiped himself off. And finished the equation
so I was thinking, I should like start a blog or some shit
to see how long it takes me to get aroused to math
and when I’ve succeeded
give me a couple years
and I’ll be a genuis
well
it might take extra time
since I misspelt genius right there
but yeah. I’ll do it with math, biology, physics, chemistry, and music
probably wouldn’t work with becoming a childrens dentist
but yeah