SIMP ALERT! π¨ SIMP ALERT! π¨ EVACUATE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY, SIMP SPOTTED IN WOMANβS DMS! SIMP ALERT! π¨
SIMP ALERT! π¨ I REPEAT, EVACUATE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY BEFORE THE SIMP FINDS YOU! SIMP ALERT! π¨
SIMP ALERT! π¨ THE SIMP IS WEARING AN AHEGO HOODIE WITH GUCCI FLIP FLOPS! SIMP ALERT! π¨
SIMP ALERT! π¨ I REPEAT AGAIN, EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY BEFORE THE SIMP FINDS YOU! SIMP ALERT! π¨